"I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message"
- (via jesape)
(Source: lezbianzdoitbetter, via mindlesskids)
"The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for."
- Tucker Max, Assholes Finish First (via larmoyante)
not a day goes by i dont contemplate death.
Someone should come touch my butt and tell me how good I am at existing.
Bob Saget: Saying fuck you to gender roles since 1994.
(Source: aboysbestfriendishismother, via kaybbyboo)